According to the {1/2 your age + 7} rule It will be August of 2017 before I can look at Hayden Panettiere and not feel like a lech.
That could be a problem ’cause…well, look. That’s what I see in hi-def every week. NOT fair.
Wait…I wouldn’t be able to date her until 2017*, but I only have to feel like a lech ’til she’s 19…and that’s in two years! Sweet! Heroes probably won’t even last that long…
*of course, I’ll still be married to my lovely wife. right honey? ha ha. ha ha ha ha.
on Dec 5th, 2006 at 12:18 am
I too want to save the cheerleader.
on Dec 5th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Probably not. What with the little girl ogling and the punching babies in the face…